Friday, September 1, 2017

Sex... and my unwarranted opinions on it

I lost my virginity at 18. This is what comes to mind when I think about sex. Babies. That's it. Offspring. Just the natural reaction to having successful sex. That's all that my mind can process. Why? Oh not much... I'm not dry anymore, like I used to be. Being dry made me have sex casually, which I personally think is somewhat shameful and dirty and something that nobody should be proud of.

You don't want to go around claiming you need sex because you haven't had it in a while. It sounds slutty, to tell you the truth and I know from personal experience. I was a self-proclaimed slut when I got out of the hospital. I entered the hospital with a boyfriend (shitty boyfriend didn't even visit me at the hospital to see the goddamn stitches on my forehead, hah) and left the hospital without one, so, I needed some physical action.

Not from anybody that I cared about of course, so that casual sex flings continued until I came across the one guy that I want to spend the rest of my life with forever.

Anyways, what I was getting at is that for my body type and physique and tightness or whatthefuckever, sex fucking hurts. I hate it. Maybe I'm abnormal, but sex doesn't appeal to me like it does for the rest of the world. It fucking hurts. It's like a hammer being thrust into you until you've lost all capability to breathe. It just makes me sore and have to pee constantly. I fucking hate it. Okay, now I'm done. Wow... After all this time, I thought I could handle sex. Six years later, and I still don't like it. But I do enjoy kissing. Just not rough, get inside of me, but gently please, or I'll want to fucking kill myself if you go in too hard. I hate it. I only like it when it's emotional, and our bond and connection is strengthening. Otherwise, I fucking hate sex.

Call me asexual, call me a hater of sex, but I do enjoy watching pornography. It's lovely looking at other people's naked bodies working in harmony to create the perfect orgasms. Or whatever it is they're trying to achieve. It's like a work of art. Beautiful sounds of moaning, grunting is odd though, but I like it when they moan. When they talk however, that kind of turns me off. It's not a conversation you guys (Sasha Grey) it's just sex.

Just fuck for Pete's sake. And then, it will be a masterpiece. I'm just saying, maybe I'm a prude or something but the foul, nasty shit that people say while fucking, like "pee on me," or "lemme swallow it all," grosses me out. Just be happy with each other and intertwine in sex and you'll be alright and you'll be classy. Don't ask for weird shit to happen, unless of course, those are your odd fantasies. Well, that's it guys. Those are my opinions on sex. If you disagree, that's alright. I'm pretty sure the vast majority of the world's population would disagree. Most people need sex. Hell, that's why we've got sex offenders in this downtrodden world.

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