I used to be a whopping 145 lbs with my gut hanging out, making me look like a laffy taffy consuming oompa loompa. I went to the beach a lot and got tan and I had green hair, so the resemblance to me was there.
But now..? Now? Haha, now, I'm just 120 to 122 lbs. It fluctuates. And the thing is, I didn't even exercise much. I just like walked. And I walked not that much... Either. Maybe it's because I have an okay metabolism.
If I had a great metabolism, I wouldn't have been overweight and the thing is, I'm 5'3", so imagine that. A kind of tall (haha not really) to a kind of short (not really again..) woman losing 23 lbs doing nothing except walking. Walking is the easiest form of exercise that I can think of, plus it gets you places. Except I am a slow ass walker, and my boyfriend is hella fast and gets pissed off when I'm 10 feet behind him because he's too fast for me! But do ya see what I mean!? Walking might help you lose at least 1 pound! If not more... It all depends really.
On your body, how exercise affects it, and your metabolism. But damn, if I were to hit 150, that would be the fattest weight I've ever been and I would've dubbed myself obese for the sake of others rudely stating the obvious. I know, don't need to remind me. Being called obese is like telling a poor, unfortunate, anorexic person to eat a goddamn burger. It's wrong and immoral through my eyes, and it should be to everybody else, I daresay!
Well yup... This was about my weight and I'm kind of happy with my weight now. Phew*** I'm actually happy about something about myself. Imagine that, hehe. My body? The figure of it? It's not the best, but it ain't the worse. I have the smallest boobs ever haha yet I'm still a b? But, they look flat as fuck and I'm totally fine with that, but it's not the bust I need to work on, it's the ass area. Haha I lack in that area tremendously. I need a butt, I also need to get rid of these love handles and get larger hips. Oh dear... All I'm thinking of are squats to get to this position in my life that will make me happier.
So a squat might get rid of the love handles and give the illusion that some hips might've appeared, but yeah, I'm just far too lazy to do shit right now. Especially since I'm already kind of happy with my weight. Still got a flabby belly, but whatever man. Who cares, at least I look like a stick again. A stick because I have no curves and the squat maneuver looks very terrifying so yeah...
Maybe next time. I'm just too lazy haha.
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