Cats cats cats!

Cats? Cats. Cats indeed.

What more can I say? They are a spectucular breed.

Now don't mind my rhyming skills, it simply happens from time to time. Kind of unexpected too, besides, practically anyone can rhyme. Ohp, there it goes again. This unnatural skill of mine, coming back around for another line.

Hahahahahaha, oh boy. Isn't it entertaining reading things that rhyme? I would love to have dinner with Edgar Allen Poe and talk about his poetry and how he's gotten so far with just mere words that were so delicately placed amongst each other. But let's get back to cats now, shall we?

Cats are awesome. Our cat, Sandwich, is the fastest most hyper cat I've seen but also damn near the laziest. She loves to sleep around like the cutie that she is and when it's time for her to get up, she stretches out a bit and lifts up one paw and if you're lucky, that paw is lifted up towards you! It's like she's waving at cha! It's just simply marvelous! You ought to see it. But Sandwich however would kill you. She needs this one thing many take advantage of, and it's called time.

The girl won't even let you touch her. Hahah, she's scratched me, tried to bite me, clawed at me plenty of times but the girl still loves me. Probably because I do give her food but even then, cats are smart. They know if you're abusive and if you somehow show it, the feline will remember. Oh and by the way, cats are smart. They're like dogs and dogs can become abusive and bite you until you bleed to death, but cats hold grudges.

This one was treated unfairly and now her view on the world looks just about right to me. If you abuse a cat, the cat will view the world as abusive and will become very cautious because of it. Dogs just bark because they sometimes forget shit but I don't know man, I kind of forgot, because I don't have a dog anymore. They're with my blood relatives.

Which is good riddance if I might add! Phew! Cats are much cuter too, with their cute flat faces, cute noses, cute multicolored skin, cute fur. Mm so much cuteness, I could die happily. Dogs are just cute because they're highly enthusiastic and hyper for a moment and they're furry as fuck too. Please excuse my language. I don't know any other way to express the abundance of fur that they have.

Hmm... I think this entry is coming to an end. Forgive me, stranger friend, I just don't know what else to say. Other than cats are very much okay! Hahahahaaha. Oh god, I'm trying to rhyme. Look at how childish I can be.