The root of all evil

Hello there. How are you doing on this gallant day?

Where the roses bloom and you breathe in that beautiful aroma as the blood beneath your skin boils while you wait for whatever it is you're waiting for.

Hahah, oh dear, my deary. Cut me some slack, I'm just trying here. But there's no point in trying to impress others anymore, so enough of the pleasantries.

Let's get down to business.

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I actually edited the first paragraph. It's alright now, but before, it was absolutely horrifying to even glance at.

So money. Would it be a lie if I were to claim that most people don't need money? Most people can live, survive without it? As vast as the world is, that would sound like me lying through my teeth. So no, not everyone needs money. I wouldn't know exactly, because I am fixed at home and cemented here. Phew, which is good.

The outside world, reality, where the public is, where other people are, that would destroy me. And not just internally. I'm just a sensitive yet fiery soul who can stand up for herself, but I will cry until the tears run out. And the pain decreases and now all I'm doing is complaining. Forgive me. Now, I should return to the topic at hand.

Money... Hmm. Back in the day, we would trade oils and wheat and grains to others? I'm not too sure on this, so don't take my word for it but I'm pretty sure that we got maize from the Native Americans that ruled these lands until we conquered them and now, coexist with them.

Oh and they do call Native Americans Indians but I promise to you, they're not from India, they are from America. They're just dark skinned and shit hahah. Common misconception. Indian food is good though. Mm tasty food, as for Injun food (I believe that's what those movies and television shows call them, because why would they give false information to the public?)

Who knows... But yeah... Natives are cool and stuff, never tried their food however. I have tried Indian food, a place in the middle east ya know.

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Anyways, money.

Hahahahahaha. I'm sorry. I must have a laughing syndrome or something or maybe perhaps I'm just utterly nervous. Who knows. Thing is however, money is the root of all evil and I'll tell you why.

Whenever somebody gets verbally assaulted by somebody who looks like me perchance, (like a goddamn hobo but I take pride in all my thrifted threads) and then somebody resorts to coming back at them with, "at least I make more money than you ever will, you goddamn cripple."

Cripples only get money from the government and according to the government I'm disabled for life so apparently I'm a "cripple." And you're right, we don't get that much money... But at least I'm getting money, and all I did was wreck my stupid brain during an accident that I completely forgot because I blacked out for over a month or something. Who fucking knows, who fucking cares.

At least I get money from the government! It's just, I would rather have Arnold Schwarzenegger rule over us as president than He Who Must Not Be Named because that would just lower my IQ. Now I'm being mean, sorry stans of Donny boy. Oh.. What a child our president is.

And I'm acting like a child now too, by mocking him. Anyways... Money sucks. It tears people apart. Tears families apart. Tears even your close friends and loved ones apart. Each and every fiber of that green stuff called money in the palm of your hands is the spawn of the devil. Now I'm done... Hopefully you understood where I was coming from even though I hardly provided any examples as to why it's evil, just what it does.

Goodbye now. Ciao ciao.