First of all, I'm hungry and all that I'm browsing on my internet is the one thing I lack. Food.
Wow. How dare I? I'm also looking for ways to budget out my food or by the end of the month, I'll have nothing to eat. So that's no good. Hmm, food. Oh, do I adore you. Wow. Rotisserie chicken. Wild Alaskan salmon.
Just some of the things I looked up. And now, I want chicken and waffles. Boo! I hate how people put such pretty extra pictures of their food on their instagrams, making my tummy jealous of the deliciousness that invaded their tastebuds and gave them the rides of their lives! Mm. Oh well. It's just food.
And one day, a young child will look up to me and ask, "you're like middle aged now. Don't they teach you how to cook?"
"Who?"
"Your parents or something. Like I don't know. Yourself?"
"Nah. My parents didn't even teach me how to be responsible for myself, and they didn't even talk about the birds or the bees. So nah. They just never expected me to burn down the building, because teaching was not their forte, so I stay away from the stovetop at all costs. Or else, a fire will break loose!"
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